David Hojak Married

  • There You Are, Looking Down…

    There You Are, Looking Down…

    Somehow, though friends all throughout life preached the gospel of “playing” these women, I didn’t get it. “Be a player, bro,” they’d say. Right… if I stick to playing Video Games, they won’t eventually need Child Support checks.

  • All The Thoughts You Never See… You Are Always Thinking

    All The Thoughts You Never See… You Are Always Thinking

    With the necessity to move comes the opportunity to see new places & things. I began working for an ISP after just turning 18. I never thought I’d be en route to Tennessee just more than a year later. Yet, lo and behold, that’s only where my adventures began. Be it…

  • Follow Me Into the Desert, as Desperate as You Are

    Follow Me Into the Desert, as Desperate as You Are

    Endurance of the elements will teach you a lot about your own fortitude. Lessons about your biological physicality, paired up with with realizations about limitations of your psychology, become painfully, yet so quickly obvious. Nothing will break both points to you as brutally as suddenly being thrust into sub-zero degree…

  • Close Your Eyes & Bow Your Head, I Need a Little Sympathy

    Close Your Eyes & Bow Your Head, I Need a Little Sympathy

    There came a point in life where I was at my absolute lowest, thus far… to start, an ex-girlfriend was covering rent for me in a roommate situation that she’d found for me. She’d also helped me leave Baja (Mexico), where I stayed with someone who proved themselves dishonest. Nonetheless…

  • … On Your Breast, I Might Lay My Crowded Head

    … On Your Breast, I Might Lay My Crowded Head

    In the event that you ever find yourself in “internet love” with anyone, do yourself a solid favor…… disappear ASAP, disavow all knowledge & consider leaving the country for awhile. If you’ve already provided a phone number, change it. If she has any bead on your geographic location, it’s time to move. And by…