Dave Hojak Married

  • Close Your Eyes & Bow Your Head, I Need a Little Sympathy

    Close Your Eyes & Bow Your Head, I Need a Little Sympathy

    There came a point in life where I was at my absolute lowest, thus far… to start, an ex-girlfriend was covering rent for me in a roommate situation that she’d found for me. She’d also helped me leave Baja (Mexico), where I stayed with someone who proved themselves dishonest. Nonetheless…

  • … On Your Breast, I Might Lay My Crowded Head

    … On Your Breast, I Might Lay My Crowded Head

    In the event that you ever find yourself in “internet love” with anyone, do yourself a solid favor…… disappear ASAMFP, disavow all knowledge & consider leaving the country. If you’ve already provided a phone number, change it. If she has any bead on your geographic location, it’s time to move. And by god…… do…